*sung to the tune of "Wilco (The Song)"
Pardon us for this digression,
We know there’s better things to do,
Are you feeling some suppression?
Is life drilling a hole in your head?
Do you hide in your bed?
So kick back the sheets,
And stop playing Garbo,
And go go go,
To Crypto,
Crypto,
Crypto will save you, baby
Is Auto Tunes getting stale?
Are your favorite pop stars in jail?
Have you reached the end of your rope?
Is your boss just a dope?
Dump that Blu-ray and go
To a land of musical to and fro’
Crypto,
Wilc-- uh, Crypto,
Crypto won’t steal your lady
Too many things we can’t control,
Like that tweaker next door who smells like Skoal,
There is a place past the clouds,
Where you can don cosmic sonic shrouds,
And play it loud-oud-oud
Crypto,
Crypto will make you proud
Someone put a boot on your car?
Stay away from that wine bar,
Get out before you drown in Bordeaux,
D’oh d’oh d’oh,
Crypto,
Crypto,
Crypto,
Crypto will always love you, boo
